Thursday, September 25, 2008





Its a Wonder George Lucas Hate You.



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Saturday, September 20, 2008

To boldly go where no woman has been before



If you never want a girl in your bed again, you can buy em here:
http://www.potterybarnkids.com/products/bdb556/index.cfm?pkey=cboys-quilts|k

V For Vendetta For Dummies




OK this video has been all over this week being called 'V for Vendetta for dummies.' I just have to add: I thought the movie was V for Vendetta for illiterate idiots.' That's why it's a fucking movie made by the same assholes that brought you Matrix 2 and 3.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Saturday Morning Carttons Could be so Freaking Awesome!

The Atom Smasher Hadron Collider Has Benn Renamed!



Not the zombie horde i was hoping for. The Hardon Collider as been renamed Halo. Zombie Apocalypse would have been really cool, but i dont think we have much hope of fighting off the Flood. Its been real nice knowing you all!


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/earth/2008/09/17/scilhc117.xml

Thursday, September 18, 2008





More Lego Pics

OK some of you dont like legos - i dont care. I'd like to say someday I'll stop posting pictures of legos but as I am 30 fucking years old and still trying to accumulate more legos than Zach I find it highly unlikely.


What the fuck is that retarded looking 'monster' doing with this equally retarded looking set?


This Court Jester from the lego advent calendar is pretty fucking cool, (although probably just trying to get some extra millage from the Batman Harley Quinn) and a bitch with a broom is always rad. "Yo bitch us men are gonna go kill some shit have a fucking broom."

What the fucking hell. Girl Power!

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The New Rock Lords.... er... Power Miners look like ass...


Rock lords was the being of the end of lego years ago with the introduction of larger blocks and lesser piece count in later sets. This looks worse.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Probably just a printing error, but we can hope for another glorious misprinting from the past:

a story by Kyle Baker in which a baby crawled into a microwave

Wolverine comic with the pejorative ethnic word: kike

Or an advertisement for a "Marvel Douche" in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen


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Monday, September 8, 2008

Friday, September 5, 2008

8 bit Lego






Jon Stewart has been full of hate and venom this past week: If you havent been watching try checking out September 3 and 4th's Daily Show:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=184082

And if you get a chance read this:

http://rushkoff.com/2008/09/04/hate-party/



Awesome vs Awesome with a little more Awesome thrown in