HOLY CRAP. My Halloween is set!

Nick's Favorite Milk

Skynet Tech

READ THE REST HERE:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-series-of-emails-from-cyberdynes-tech-guy/

Nick's new favorite Wii game

incredibly muscled guys in thongs running and posing and flexing their buttocks

More Cleveland!

It's a crap!

Astro-Naughties... yay

WHY!?!?!?!?!?

Holy fuck my ear drums just exploded. For the love of god to do not watch this. A remake of my beloved 'The Touch' with white people rapping! why god! And to make it worse it's fucking called Sam's Theme. Ahhh.. my #$(#&@#& my brains... %#@!^ahhhhhh%$#!&*! fuck.

Nick just can't stop being gay. I better change my locks.

AOL instant messenger from Nick

dardidar (3:49:01 PM): i'll get it turned on later today and it's warm out so i can live one day without hot water, can i shower at your house
nnebsukram (3:49:10 PM): sure
dardidar (3:49:17 PM): sweet want to join me?
nnebsukram (3:49:22 PM): fag

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

Cleveland!!!