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MasterChief_117
Sarge called during Lost. Ignored it. Feeling guilty. Hope no planets were destroyed. about 13 hours ago from web
The wife made me wear the armor to bed again. I'm beginning to worry that there's something wrong with her. 1:14 AM Jan 28th from web
Almost blew off my foot cleaning my Battle Rifle today. I am such a clutz. 9:56 AM Jan 26th from web
Attempted to enlist the help of Major Nelson in fight against Covenant, only to discover he is not actually a Major. 1:23 AM Jan 26th from web
Long weekend. Accidentally stabbed Elite through crotch. Felt guilty. War is a bitch. 10:19 PM Jan 25th from web
Is my helmet getting smaller or is my head getting bigger? 3:18 PM Jan 23rd from web
Alarm didn't go off. Missed raid on Covenant base. Boss chewed me out. 9:36 AM Jan 23rd from web
Going to be late getting home. Must kill more grunts. Hope the wife is making meatloaf. 6:02 PM Jan 22nd from web
Hot under my helmet. Sweating. Gross. 5:39 PM Jan 22nd from web
Scratching myself 5:32 PM Jan 22nd from web

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