schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?

I fucking hate garfield, but these garfield strips with the orange cat removed are brilliantly funny and hugely depressing for poor jon arbuckle

MORE HERE: http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/page/1

unreal 3 lego mod

Dont laugh or they'll just make more

Awesome Space Skulls

Space Skull description reads: Skullmecha is the chosen vehicle of the Space Skull Commander
Features : heavy freem blaster, cannon, and missiles




and some good guys:

Chocolate Party Hats for your one eyed spartan

http://www.chocolatepartyhats.com/

$7.95 each

Great website, changed my view on the world: read when trying to avoid work

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Indiana Jones teaser ad censored

uncensored here: http://tinyurl.com/2a35w7

Fuck you EA sports

EA has the exclusive rights to keep making shitty NFL games for all platforms till 2011 maybe even forever. Here's another reason to not communicate with a real human being - 'cept for headphones and sitting on your couch.




Bloodbowl for Xbox360

Wii plus Nerf equals ultimate lameness

Think the new Wii Nerf game and new gun are cool eh? YOU ARE A FAG

Star Trek 11 postponed till Summer 2009

Paramount probably thinks they can take in bigger box office revenue by making this there summer blockbuster release, or it sucks unholy balls and they need time to rewrite and reshoot.

Awesome Star Wars Toys Never Produced

Even More Here:

http://actionfigureinsider.com/ottertorials/2008/02/10/rejected-a-long-long-time-ago/

Now with JarJar er... i mean Shia LaBeouf

Check out the Roswell markings on the magnetic box. Just like Darth Vader turned into Frankenstein this pile of crap is gonna be a 50's style alien b-movie, with some cheese-dick unfunny one liners for the brainless rubes.

More Suck... Mace Windu Rocks

This new Reboot Cartoon... er... i mean Clone Wars cartoon will have a theatrical release in August before in airs on Cartoon Network, where it will run before it airs on...TNT? yes TNT.

Abomination Picture Leaked by Hasbro

And he looks like a big piece of poop, played by Tim Roth aka Mr. Orange

HALO 3: MASTER CHIEF - FIELD OF BATTLE - ARTFX STATUE

Playing as the flag in COD4

Respawn as what appears to be a couple of crates and a white flag. Although he was still able to hold a gun and move while disguised as a flag, he couldn't shoot.

What the fuck is wrong with trekkies

http://www.trekpassions.com/
SCIFI PERSONALS & SOCIAL NETWORKING COMMUNITY - I'M SURE THE GIRLS HERE ARE REALLY HOT

http://www.sexytrek.com/t1/pps=NoAdvert/tour1.html?exit_url=
STAR TREK PORN

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-trek_b_5857.html
THE STRANGELY UNSURPRISING CONNECTION BETWEEN PEDOPHILE AND STAR TREK

http://trekkies.againsttorture.com/
MORE LIKE TREKKIES AGAINST TORTURE IN THE NEW JJ ABRAMS MOVIE NOT AGAINST REAL LIFE TORTURE

http://www.modernplasztika.co.hu/beavatkozas_eng.html
THIS ONE IS FAKE BUT WISH IT WERE REAL - IT WOULD MAKE YOU THE COOLEST AT TREK CONVENTION

What the fuck is wrong with girls

While puttering around the website cyber-animation.com, the makers of the upcoming X-men cartoon (see below) I also found this:

http://www.cyber-animation.com/blonde/blondes.htm






"Synopsis:
Meet Vanessa, the ultimate blonde, as she takes you on a date to the pool, the restaurant, or the gym.

Experience with her the unbelievable situations she is faced with and get ready for hilarious moments in her company together with her friends Kim or Jessica of the Blonde academy.

Beautiful, funny, generous, naïve and cool, they will soon become your best friends."


and it looks like it was drawn by someone who barely survived a stroke.

Brady's Emo

I could watch it over and over again even with the craptastic music.

Looks much cooler this way

Wolverine and the X-Men

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/news/articles/4251.asp



Cyclops is clearly a alcoholic and thats a funny, for a kids cartoon. 26 episodes, probably without the foofighters.

The best and worst movie of the year in one

Bring me some fucking milk mom!

To honor the Giants Win

I offer you what could possibly be the most douchetastic photo to evar grave the internet. A picture of Tom Brady with a baby goat.

Rock Band's Stage Kit

Purple and Blue smoke in your living room while yo play a game! You think thats pretty cool uh? YOU ARE A FAG.

Halo shoes,... yes shoes.

Limited edition run of only one hundred, so at least you won't have to worry about any of your friends embarrassing you by wearing them.

Ebay Sucks

A quote on BBC from a ebay spokesperson in reference to new ebay policy that sellers can no longer leave negative feedback on a unpaid item:

"If a buyer doesn't pay, the seller can easily contact eBay, we will review any complaint and maybe remove the buyer," a spokesman said.

For anyone who's ever tried to contact the phoneless ebay corporation you realize the only statement that rivals that in a utter bullshit o'meter is mission accomplished.

Agents Lego Sets

Lego's doing a Bond type design without the cool titles like Octopussy Pussy Galore and Oddjob but you get a dude with a robot arm and some new killer sharks.

Leaked Lego Sets

Finally a minifig pack. Retail looks to be around 10 to 14 dollars. And a ungodly large chess set with a unknown but surly high retail price tag. The rooks are the size of a small set. Apparently some people know where to look for leaked pictures of upcoming sets, and many times are dug up in lego.com’s cache.

Zero-G Bronze Concealable Armorwear Bullet Proof Vest: Level IIA

For sale on SCHOOLUNIFORMS.COM !!!!! for only $566 US dollars. but what price is paranoia and safety worth. Personally I would have been pissed off my mom made me wear a bike helmet, let alone the hazing I would have received during recess kickball.

The two greatest toys ever mashed

http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=119077

All Your Brick

Big Daddy and Little Sister

Twin bombs kill 70 in Baghdad

FROM BCC: More than 70 people have been killed by two bombs in Baghdad, attached to two mentally disabled women and detonated remotely, says a security official.



I dont know what to do with this: It is either totally metal awesomeness that they used women or; How the fuck can you tell if a woman is mentally disabled?